whether you absolutely love or loathe anything remotely “ratchet”, brace yourselves for the 2013 overkill of all things ratchet. first there was lady gaga on her ratchet grind with her thin, gold ratchet earrings and then your girl beyonce rocked them next which she proudly displayed on instagram for her beyhive stans and now, our girl melody ehsani has teamed up with miss KL and has brought gold door knocker ratchet earrings to the masses. hold your mules!
no moms of little ones, we are not talking about epic transformer of said name, we are talking attitude. if you’ve ever wanted to chanel your own duck-lipped, inner hood girl, here’s your chance. pop on these boos ratchet earrings with a pair of your flyest shoes and handbag on your arm and you have yourself a little hood couture. if you are in doubt and not sure you want to jump on this bandwagon, then wait for the song at least. rumors are swirling that beyonce and gaga will be teaming up for a song called “ratchet” and if that’s true, then you may find yourself a fan of this urban lingo as you secretly bounce to ratchet lyrics while driving in your car.
either way, i have to admit that these ratchet earrings are calling my name and yes, i’m actually contemplating if i will be buying them. but just the earrings, as i’m going to skip out on a gold grill and long nails to go with my “you ain’t got to lie craig!” attitude. the earrings are more than enough thank you. now, i just have to explain to my significant other why i’m walking around with the words “ratchet” hanging from my ears. maybe i’ll wear them while we watch friday so i can sneak them up on him. [manical laugh!]